1. If you have a beer, you don't go around door to door trying to give it to someone else.
2. You can prove that you have a beer.
3. It is against the law to offer beer to little children who are not old enough to think for themselves.
4. Nobody has ever been hanged, tortured, or burned at the stake over his particular brand of beer.
5. If you have a beer, you don't have to wait over 2000 years for another one.
6. There are many laws that make them print the truth on beer labels.
7. No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
8. Beer does not tell you when or how to have sex.
9. There have been virtually no major wars fought over beer.
10. If you have devoted your entire life to beer, there are groups you can join to help you stop!