

British Prime Minister Tony Blair reeling from Mad Cow Profits attempts reptilian double-speak to the United Nations Security
Council as Secretary of State Madonna Nosobright, adorned with her Ouroboros Brooch, and President Clinton
sleep on the command of thier controllers. The British Delegation alert and sharp as ever can be
seen behind Blair at the United Nations Millennium
Summit in New York. Comments were made that Blair has a remarkable incestuous resemblence to Dubya Shrub Jr.