CHICKEN CHUCKLE

Why did the chicken cross the road?"




SAEED AL SAHAF- Iraqi Head of Information
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken.




GEORGE W BUSH
We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground.




COLIN POWELL
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.




TONY BLAIR
I agree with George.




HANS BLIX
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.




JACK STRAW
The chicken is not next on our list, if we had a list.




BLUNKETT
To try and seek asylum even tho it is in fact an economic migrant from factory farming, not a genuine asylum seeker.




CLARE SHORT
I don't think it should cross the road, no it shouldn't cross the road. Oh it has? I always said it should as long as we support it with humanitarian aid.




DR SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed I've not been told.




GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.




RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?




SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.




BILL GATES
eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2003.




ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?




BILL CLINTON
What is your definition of chicken?




COLONEL SANDERS
Did I miss one?




POLICE SAY CHICKEN
NO LAUGHING MATTER










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