Jest Texas

Twenty Five Years

Two white men and a black man from Vidor, Texas were in the Huntsville State Penitentiary together.

One of the white guys said he was in for ten years for attempted rape, but thought himself lucky since he hadn't actually done the rape or he would be in for twenty years.

The other white guy said he was in for fifteen years for attempted murder, but was lucky becaue his victim had lived, or he would be doing life.

The black man then said he was in for twenty-five years for riding his bike without a light, but reckoned he was lucky since it wasn't night time.

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