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Texas Car Crashes

The National Transportation Safety Board recently reported that it had covertly funded a project with US auto makers for the past five years to install black boxes in four-wheel drive pickup trucks to determine, in fatal accidents, the events during the last 15 seconds before the crash.

The agency found that in 45 of the 50 states the last words of drivers in 61.2% of fatal crashes were, "Oh, Shit!"

In Texas over 89.3% of the final words were, "Hold my beer and watch this."

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