Jest Texas

Hot-looking cowgirl

A Texan enters a bar and spots a hot-looking cowgirl sitting on a stool. He walks up to her and says, "Howdy, how's it going?"

She turns around, looks him straight in the eye and says, "I'll screw anyone, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn't matter."

"Really," he drawls. "What Houston law firm do you work for?"

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