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Lone Star Beer

A drunk cowboy goes into a bar, and the barmaid asks what he wants.....

'I want to bury my face in your cleavage and lick the sweat from between your tits' he says.....

'You dirty shit' shouts the barmaid 'git out before I git my husband.'.....

The cowboy apologises and promises not to say that again. The barmaid accepts this and asks him again what he wants.....

'I want to pull your pants down, spread whipped cream between the cheeks of your ass and lick it all off' he says.....

'You dirty filthy pervert. You're banned. Git out!!' she storms.....

Again, the cowboy apologises and swears never ever to say it again. 'One more chance' says the barmaid. 'Now - what do you want?'.....

'I want to turn you upside down, open your flaps and fill your pussy with Lone Star Beer, and then drink every last drop from the hairy cup'....

The barmaid is furious at this personal intrusion, and runs upstairs to git her husband, who's sitting quietly watching the TV.

'What's up babe?' he asks....

'There's a cowboy in the bar who wants to put his head between my tits and lick the sweat off', she says.....

'I'll kill him. Where is he?' storms the husband.....

'Then he said he wanted to spread whipped cream down between my ass cheeks and lick it off' she screams.... '

Right. He's dead' says the husband, reaching for a shotgun.....

'Then he said he wanted to turn me upside down, fill my pussy with Lone Star Beer and then drink it all' she cries....

The husband puts down his gun and returns to his armchair, and switches the tv back on.....

'Aren't you gonna to do something about it?' she cries hysterically 'Look babe I'm not messing with someone who can drink 15 quarts of Lone Star...'




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