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Three married guys die

Three married guys die and meet Saint Peter at the pearly gates. Peter asks the first guy, "Did you ever cheat on your wife?"

The guy answers truthfully, "Every chance I got."

Peter points to two doors, telling the guy to enter the second one.

He then turns to the second guy, asking him, "Did you ever cheat on your wife?"

"A couple of times," the guy mutters.

Peter tells him to take door number two.

Peter asks the third guy, "Did you ever cheat on your wife?"

The guy thinks for a couple of seconds and says, "Well, once. You see, I was in this saloon in Texas, and I noticed they only had one cowgirl working there to take care of all of the guys.

I asked the bartender how come, and he said 'Well, she's all we need. That filly can suck a baseball bat through a garden hose.' So that's when I cheated on my wife."

Peter then told the guy to enter door number one.

The guy asks, "What's the deal? You sent the others to door number two?"

Peter says, "Yes, and they are both going to hell. But you and I are going to Texas!"

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