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Robot Bartend

A popular Austin bar had a new robot bartender installed. A Texas professor came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replied, "130."

So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, and so on. The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool."

Then a Texas businessman came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about the football, cricket and so on. The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool."

A third guy an Oklahoma cowboy came in to the bar. As with the others, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replied, "80."

The robot then said, "So, how are things in Tulsa these days?"




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