Jest Texas

A Texas Soldier

A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune,

"One Texas soldier is better than ten Taliban soldiers!"

The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.

The voice then calls out,

"One Texas soldier is better than one hundred Taliban soldiers!

Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.

The Texan voice calls out again,

"One Texas soldier is better than one thousand Taliban soldiers!"

The enraged Taliban Commander musters one thousand fighters and sends them across the dune. Cannon, rocket, and machine gun fire ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence.

Eventually one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander,

"Don't send any more men, it's a trap. There's two of them!!"

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