A Tax Official has come to a rural synagogue for an inspection. The rabbi is accompanying him.

Taxman: "So rabbi, tell me, please, after you have distributed all your unleavened bread, what do you do with the crumbs?"

Rabbi: "Why, we gather them carefully and send them to the city and then they make bread of them again and send it to us."

Taxman: "Ah. So what about candles after they are burnt? What do you do with the ends?"

Rabbi: "We send them to the city as well, and they make new candles from them and send them to us."

Taxman: "And what about circumcision? What do you do with those leftover pieces?"

Rabbi: "We send them to the city as well."

Taxman: "To the city!? And what do they send to you?"

Rabbi: "Well, you're here."

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