Taoism - shit happens

Hare Krishna - shit happens rama rama ding ding

Hinduism - This shit happened before

Islam - If shit happens, take a hostage

Zen - What is the sound of shit happening?

Buddhism - When shit happens, is it really shit?

Confucianism - Confucious say "Shit Happens"

7th Day Adventist - Shit happens on Saturday

Protestantism - Shit won't happen if I work harder

Catholicism - If shit happens, I deserve it

Jehovah's Witness - Knock knock, shit happens

Unitarian - What is this shit?

Mormon - Shit happens again, and again and again

Judaism - Why does this shit always happen to me?

Rastafarianism - Lets smoke this shit

Reform Judaism - It's great if shit happens, as long as its the same shit the Goyim have

Conservative Judaism - Modern shit happens

Orthodox Judaism - If you're not a doctor, lawyer or accountant, or don't have a lot of money from your parents, shit will happen

Chasidic Judaism - The Rebbe says - Shit Happens

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